Following kids into high school bathrooms Stabbed in grocery store while using phone The feds kept choking me while I was relaxing at a public sporting event and I kept telling them to cut it out but was worried I would be resisting arrest and get more charges. Two women in the police kept trying to seduce information from me through sugary words and compliments but I knew enough to stay quiet. Many times I wanted to correct insulting or inaccurate language used but also kept it in until I had a lawyer. The feds finally caught up to me. I snuck into my room and ate some important paper. It tasted gross.