A movie about How in the fuck is shit Alfie gets me trapped in turkey when his mom sees me after our love teleports me to his room. We were kissing but I couldn't go back. I'm pushed out the door and have to traverse the night in turkey. I find gunmen firing bullets everywhere. They disappear into a most and I end up in revolution turkey. A lot of the story is about how as a child he found mom's diary and found out all this info about what she thought I'd him and while he won't admit it he falls into it. She knows every time he tried stopping to masturbate and stalks him but loves him